Such an unequal intimacy has never been uncommon in Scotland,
where the clan spirit survives; where the servant tends to spend
her life in the same service, a helpmeet at first, then a tyrant,
and at last a pensioner; where, besides, she is not necessarily
destitute of the pride of birth, but is, perhaps, like Kirstie, a
connection of her master’s, and at least knows the legend
of her own family, and may count kinship with some illustrious
dead. For that is the mark of the Scot of all classes: that
he stands in an attitude towards the past unthinkable to
Englishmen, and remembers and cherishes the memory of his
forebears, good or bad; and there burns alive in him a sense of
identity with the dead even to the twentieth generation. No
more characteristic instance could be found than in the family of
Kirstie Elliott. They were all, and Kirstie the first of
all, ready and eager to pour forth the particulars of their
genealogy, embellished with every detail that memory had handed
down or fancy fabricated; and, behold! from every ramification of
that tree there dangled a halter. The Elliotts themselves
have had a chequered history; but these Elliotts deduced,
besides, from three of the most unfortunate of the border
clans—the Nicksons, the Ellwalds, and the Crozers.
One ancestor after another might be seen appearing a moment out
of the rain and the hill mist upon his furtive business, speeding
home, perhaps, with a paltry booty of lame horses and lean kine,
or squealing and dealing death in some moorland feud of the
ferrets and the wild cats. One after another closed his
obscure adventures in mid-air, triced up to the arm of the royal
gibbet or the Baron’s dule-tree. For the rusty
blunderbuss of Scots criminal justice, which usually hurt nobody
but jurymen, became a weapon of precision for the Nicksons, the
Ellwalds, and the Crozers. The exhilaration of their
exploits seemed to haunt the memories of their descendants alone,
and the shame to be forgotten. Pride glowed in their bosoms
to publish their relationship to “Andrew Ellwald of the
Laverockstanes, called ‘Unchancy Dand,’ who was
justifeed wi’ seeven mair of the same name at Jeddart in
the days of King James the Sax.” In all this tissue
of crime and misfortune, the Elliotts of Cauldstaneslap had one
boast which must appear legitimate: the males were gallows-birds,
born outlaws, petty thieves, and deadly brawlers; but, according
to the same tradition, the females were all chaste and
faithful. The power of ancestry on the character is not
limited to the inheritance of cells. If I buy ancestors by
the gross from the benevolence of Lyon King of Arms, my grandson
(if he is Scottish) will feel a quickening emulation of their
deeds. The men of the Elliotts were proud, lawless, violent
as of right, cherishing and prolonging a tradition. In like
manner with the women. And the woman, essentially
passionate and reckless, who crouched on the rug, in the shine of
the peat fire, telling these tales, had cherished through life a
wild integrity of virtue.
Her father Gilbert had been deeply pious, a savage
disciplinarian in the antique style, and withal a notorious
smuggler. “I mind when I was a bairn getting mony a
skelp and being shoo’d to bed like pou’try,”
she would say. “That would be when the lads and their
bit kegs were on the road. We’ve had the riffraff of
two-three counties in our kitchen, mony’s the time,
betwix’ the twelve and the three; and their lanterns would
be standing in the forecourt, ay, a score o’ them at
once. But there was nae ungodly talk permitted at
Cauldstaneslap. My faither was a consistent man in walk and
conversation; just let slip an aith, and there was the door to
ye! He had that zeal for the Lord, it was a fair wonder to
hear him pray, but the family has aye had a gift that way.”
This father was twice married, once to a dark woman of the old
Ellwald stock, by whom he had Gilbert, presently of
Cauldstaneslap; and, secondly, to the mother of Kirstie.
“He was an auld man when he married her, a fell auld man
wi’ a muckle voice—you could hear him rowting from
the top o’ the Kye-skairs,” she said; “but for
her, it appears she was a perfit wonder. It was gentle
blood she had, Mr. Archie, for it was your ain. The
country-side gaed gyte about her and her gowden hair. Mines
is no to be mentioned wi’ it, and there’s few weemen
has mair hair than what I have, or yet a bonnier colour.
Often would I tell my dear Miss Jeannie—that was your
mother, dear, she was cruel ta’en up about her hair, it was
unco’ tender, ye see—‘Houts, Miss
Jeannie,’ I would say, ‘just fling your washes and
your French dentifrishes in the back o’ the fire, for
that’s the place for them; and awa’ down to a burn
side, and wash yersel’ in cauld hill water, and dry your
bonny hair in the caller wind o’ the muirs, the way that my
mother aye washed hers, and that I have aye made it a practice to
have wishen mines—just you do what I tell ye, my dear, and
ye’ll give me news of it! Ye’ll have hair, and
routh of hair, a pigtail as thick’s my arm,’ I said,
‘and the bonniest colour like the clear gowden guineas, so
as the lads in kirk’ll no can keep their eyes off
it!’ Weel, it lasted out her time, puir thing!
I cuttit a lock of it upon her corp that was lying there sae
cauld. I’ll show it ye some of thir days if
ye’re good. But, as I was sayin’, my
mither—”
On the death of the father there remained golden-haired
Kirstie, who took service with her distant kinsfolk, the
Rutherfords, and black-a-vised Gilbert, twenty years older, who
farmed the Cauldstaneslap, married, and begot four sons between
1773 and 1784, and a daughter, like a postscript, in ’97,
the year of Camperdown and Cape St. Vincent. It seemed it
was a tradition in the family to wind up with a belated
girl. In 1804, at the age of sixty, Gilbert met an end that
might be called heroic. He was due home from market any
time from eight at night till five in the morning, and in any
condition from the quarrelsome to the speechless, for he
maintained to that age the goodly customs of the Scots
farmer. It was known on this occasion that he had a good
bit of money to bring home; the word had gone round
loosely. The laird had shown his guineas, and if anybody
had but noticed it, there was an ill-looking, vagabond crew, the
scum of Edinburgh, that drew out of the market long ere it was
dusk and took the hill-road by Hermiston, where it was not to be
believed that they had lawful business. One of the
country-side, one Dickieson, they took with them to be their
guide, and dear he paid for it! Of a sudden in the ford of
the Broken Dykes, this vermin clan fell on the laird, six to one,
and him three parts asleep, having drunk hard. But it is
ill to catch an Elliott. For a while, in the night and the
black water that was deep as to his saddle-girths, he wrought
with his staff like a smith at his stithy, and great was the
sound of oaths and blows. With that the ambuscade was
burst, and he rode for home with a pistol-ball in him, three
knife wounds, the loss of his front teeth, a broken rib and
bridle, and a dying horse. That was a race with death that
the laird rode! In the mirk night, with his broken bridle
and his head swimming, he dug his spurs to the rowels in the
horse’s side, and the horse, that was even worse off than
himself, the poor creature! screamed out loud like a person as he
went, so that the hills echoed with it, and the folks at
Cauldstaneslap got to their feet about the table and looked at
each other with white faces. The horse fell dead at the
yard gate, the laird won the length of the house and fell there
on the threshold. To the son that raised him he gave the
bag of money. “Hae,” said he. All the way
up the thieves had seemed to him to be at his heels, but now the
hallucination left him—he saw them again in the place of
the ambuscade—and the thirst of vengeance seized on his
dying mind. Raising himself and pointing with an imperious
finger into the black night from which he had come, he uttered
the single command, “Brocken Dykes,” and
fainted. He had never been loved, but he had been feared in
honour. At that sight, at that word, gasped out at them
from a toothless and bleeding mouth, the old Elliott spirit awoke
with a shout in the four sons. “Wanting the
hat,” continues my author, Kirstie, whom I but haltingly
follow, for she told this tale like one inspired, “wanting
guns, for there wasna twa grains o’ pouder in the house,
wi’ nae mair weepons than their sticks into their hands,
the fower o’ them took the road. Only Hob, and that
was the eldest, hunkered at the doorsill where the blood had rin,
fyled his hand wi’ it—and haddit it up to Heeven in
the way o’ the auld Border aith. ‘Hell shall
have her ain again this nicht!’ he raired, and rode forth
upon his earrand.” It was three miles to Broken
Dykes, down hill, and a sore road. Kirstie has seen men
from Edinburgh dismounting there in plain day to lead their
horses. But the four brothers rode it as if Auld Hornie
were behind and Heaven in front. Come to the ford, and
there was Dickieson. By all tales, he was not dead, but
breathed and reared upon his elbow, and cried out to them for
help. It was at a graceless face that he asked mercy.
As soon as Hob saw, by the glint of the lantern, the eyes shining
and the whiteness of the teeth in the man’s face,
“Damn you!” says he; “ye hae your teeth, hae
ye?” and rode his horse to and fro upon that human
remnant. Beyond that, Dandie must dismount with the lantern
to be their guide; he was the youngest son, scarce twenty at the
time. “A’ nicht long they gaed in the wet heath
and jennipers, and whaur they gaed they neither knew nor cared,
but just followed the bluid stains and the footprints o’
their faither’s murderers. And a’ nicht Dandie
had his nose to the grund like a tyke, and the ithers followed
and spak’ naething, neither black nor white. There
was nae noise to be heard, but just the sough of the swalled
burns, and Hob, the dour yin, risping his teeth as he
gaed.” With the first glint of the morning they saw they
were on the drove road, and at that the four stopped and had a
dram to their breakfasts, for they knew that Dand must have
guided them right, and the rogues could be but little ahead, hot
foot for Edinburgh by the way of the Pentland Hills. By
eight o’clock they had word of them—a shepherd had
seen four men “uncoly mishandled” go by in the last
hour. “That’s yin a piece,” says Clem,
and swung his cudgel. “Five o’ them!”
says Hob. “God’s death, but the faither was a
man! And him drunk!” And then there befell them
what my author termed “a sair misbegowk,” for they
were overtaken by a posse of mounted neighbours come to aid in
the pursuit. Four sour faces looked on the
reinforcement. “The Deil’s broughten
you!” said Clem, and they rode thenceforward in the rear of
the party with hanging heads. Before ten they had found and
secured the rogues, and by three of the afternoon, as they rode
up the Vennel with their prisoners, they were aware of a
concourse of people bearing in their midst something that
dripped. “For the boady of the saxt,” pursued
Kirstie, “wi’ his head smashed like a hazelnit, had
been a’ that nicht in the chairge o’ Hermiston Water,
and it dunting it on the stanes, and grunding it on the shallows,
and flinging the deid thing heels-ower-hurdie at the Fa’s
o’ Spango; and in the first o’ the day, Tweed had got
a hold o’ him and carried him off like a wind, for it was
uncoly swalled, and raced wi’ him, bobbing under
brae-sides, and was long playing with the creature in the drumlie
lynns under the castle, and at the hinder end of all cuist him up
on the starling of Crossmichael brig. Sae there they were
a’thegither at last (for Dickieson had been brought in on a
cart long syne), and folk could see what mainner o’man my
brither had been that had held his head again sax and saved the
siller, and him drunk!” Thus died of honourable
injuries and in the savour of fame Gilbert Elliott of the
Cauldstaneslap; but his sons had scarce less glory out of the
business. Their savage haste, the skill with which Dand had
found and followed the trail, the barbarity to the wounded
Dickieson (which was like an open secret in the county), and the
doom which it was currently supposed they had intended for the
others, struck and stirred popular imagination. Some
century earlier the last of the minstrels might have fashioned
the last of the ballads out of that Homeric fight and chase; but
the spirit was dead, or had been reincarnated already in Mr.
Sheriff Scott, and the degenerate moorsmen must be content to
tell the tale in prose, and to make of the “Four Black
Brothers” a unit after the fashion of the “Twelve
Apostles” or the “Three Musketeers.”
Robert, Gilbert, Clement, and Andrew—in the proper
Border diminutives, Hob, Gib, Clem, and Dand Elliott—these
ballad heroes, had much in common; in particular, their high
sense of the family and the family honour; but they went diverse
ways, and prospered and failed in different businesses.
According to Kirstie, “they had a’ bees in their
bonnets but Hob.” Hob the laird was, indeed,
essentially a decent man. An elder of the Kirk, nobody had
heard an oath upon his lips, save perhaps thrice or so at the
sheep-washing, since the chase of his father’s
murderers. The figure he had shown on that eventful night
disappeared as if swallowed by a trap. He who had
ecstatically dipped his hand in the red blood, he who had ridden
down Dickieson, became, from that moment on, a stiff and rather
graceless model of the rustic proprieties; cannily profiting by
the high war prices, and yearly stowing away a little nest-egg in
the bank against calamity; approved of and sometimes consulted by
the greater lairds for the massive and placid sense of what he
said, when he could be induced to say anything; and particularly
valued by the minister, Mr. Torrance, as a right-hand man in the
parish, and a model to parents. The transfiguration had
been for the moment only; some Barbarossa, some old Adam of our
ancestors, sleeps in all of us till the fit circumstance shall
call it into action; and, for as sober as he now seemed, Hob had
given once for all the measure of the devil that haunted
him. He was married, and, by reason of the effulgence of
that legendary night, was adored by his wife. He had a mob
of little lusty, barefoot children who marched in a caravan the
long miles to school, the stages of whose pilgrimage were marked
by acts of spoliation and mischief, and who were qualified in the
country-side as “fair pests.” But in the house,
if “faither was in,” they were quiet as mice.
In short, Hob moved through life in a great peace—the
reward of any one who shall have killed his man, with any
formidable and figurative circumstance, in the midst of a country
gagged and swaddled with civilisation.
It was a current remark that the Elliotts were “guid and
bad, like sanguishes”; and certainly there was a curious
distinction, the men of business coming alternately with the
dreamers. The second brother, Gib, was a weaver by trade,
had gone out early into the world to Edinburgh, and come home
again with his wings singed. There was an exaltation in his
nature which had led him to embrace with enthusiasm the
principles of the French Revolution, and had ended by bringing
him under the hawse of my Lord Hermiston in that furious
onslaught of his upon the Liberals, which sent Muir and Palmer
into exile and dashed the party into chaff. It was
whispered that my lord, in his great scorn for the movement, and
prevailed upon a little by a sense of neighbourliness, had given
Gib a hint. Meeting him one day in the Potterrow, my lord
had stopped in front of him: “Gib, ye eediot,” he had
said, “what’s this I hear of you? Poalitics,
poalitics, poalitics, weaver’s poalitics, is the way of it,
I hear. If ye arena a’thegither dozened with cediocy,
ye’ll gang your ways back to Cauldstaneslap, and ca’
your loom, and ca’ your loom, man!” And Gilbert had
taken him at the word and returned, with an expedition almost to
be called flight, to the house of his father. The clearest
of his inheritance was that family gift of prayer of which
Kirstie had boasted; and the baffled politician now turned his
attention to religious matters—or, as others said, to
heresy and schism. Every Sunday morning he was in
Crossmichael, where he had gathered together, one by one, a sect
of about a dozen persons, who called themselves
“God’s Remnant of the True Faithful,” or, for
short, “God’s Remnant.” To the profane, they
were known as “Gib’s Deils.” Bailie
Sweedie, a noted humorist in the town, vowed that the proceedings
always opened to the tune of “The Deil Fly Away with the
Exciseman,” and that the sacrament was dispensed in the
form of hot whisky-toddy; both wicked hits at the evangelist, who
had been suspected of smuggling in his youth, and had been
overtaken (as the phrase went) on the streets of Crossmichael one
Fair day. It was known that every Sunday they prayed for a
blessing on the arms of Bonaparte. For this
“God’s Remnant,” as they were
“skailing” from the cottage that did duty for a
temple, had been repeatedly stoned by the bairns, and Gib himself
hooted by a squadron of Border volunteers in which his own
brother, Dand, rode in a uniform and with a drawn sword.
The “Remnant” were believed, besides, to be
“antinomian in principle,” which might otherwise have
been a serious charge, but the way public opinion then blew it
was quite swallowed up and forgotten in the scandal about
Bonaparte. For the rest, Gilbert had set up his loom in an
outhouse at Cauldstaneslap, where he laboured assiduously six
days of the week. His brothers, appalled by his political
opinions, and willing to avoid dissension in the household, spoke
but little to him; he less to them, remaining absorbed in the
study of the Bible and almost constant prayer. The gaunt
weaver was dry-nurse at Cauldstaneslap, and the bairns loved him
dearly. Except when he was carrying an infant in his arms,
he was rarely seen to smile—as, indeed, there were few
smilers in that family. When his sister-in-law rallied him,
and proposed that he should get a wife and bairns of his own,
since he was so fond of them, “I have no clearness of mind
upon that point,” he would reply. If nobody called
him in to dinner, he stayed out. Mrs. Hob, a hard,
unsympathetic woman, once tried the experiment. He went
without food all day, but at dusk, as the light began to fail
him, he came into the house of his own accord, looking
puzzled. “I’ve had a great gale of prayer upon
my speerit,” said he. “I canna mind sae
muckle’s what I had for denner.” The creed of
God’s Remnant was justified in the life of its
founder. “And yet I dinna ken,” said
Kirstie. “He’s maybe no more stockfish than his
neeghbours! He rode wi’ the rest o’ them, and
had a good stamach to the work, by a’ that I hear!
God’s Remnant! The deil’s clavers! There
wasna muckle Christianity in the way Hob guided Johnny Dickieson,
at the least of it; but Guid kens! Is he a Christian
even? He might be a Mahommedan or a Deevil or a
Fire-worshipper, for what I ken.”
The third brother had his name on a door-plate, no less, in
the city of Glasgow, “Mr. Clement Elliott,” as long
as your arm. In his case, that spirit of innovation which
had shown itself timidly in the case of Hob by the admission of
new manures, and which had run to waste with Gilbert in
subversive politics and heretical religions, bore useful fruit in
many ingenious mechanical improvements. In boyhood, from
his addiction to strange devices of sticks and string, he had
been counted the most eccentric of the family. But that was
all by now; and he was a partner of his firm, and looked to die a
bailie. He too had married, and was rearing a plentiful
family in the smoke and din of Glasgow; he was wealthy, and could
have bought out his brother, the cock-laird, six times over, it
was whispered; and when he slipped away to Cauldstaneslap for a
well-earned holiday, which he did as often as he was able, he
astonished the neighbours with his broadcloth, his beaver hat,
and the ample plies of his neckcloth. Though an eminently
solid man at bottom, after the pattern of Hob, he had contracted
a certain Glasgow briskness and aplomb which set him
off. All the other Elliotts were as lean as a rake, but
Clement was laying on fat, and he panted sorely when he must get
into his boots. Dand said, chuckling: “Ay, Clem has
the elements of a corporation.” “A provost and
corporation,” returned Clem. And his readiness was
much admired.
The fourth brother, Dand, was a shepherd to his trade, and by
starts, when he could bring his mind to it, excelled in the
business. Nobody could train a dog like Dandie; nobody,
through the peril of great storms in the winter time, could do
more gallantly. But if his dexterity were exquisite, his
diligence was but fitful; and he served his brother for bed and
board, and a trifle of pocket-money when he asked for it.
He loved money well enough, knew very well how to spend it, and
could make a shrewd bargain when he liked. But he preferred
a vague knowledge that he was well to windward to any counted
coins in the pocket; he felt himself richer so. Hob would
expostulate: “I’m an amature herd.” Dand
would reply, “I’ll keep your sheep to you when
I’m so minded, but I’ll keep my liberty too.
Thir’s no man can coandescend on what I’m
worth.” Clein would expound to him the miraculous results
of compound interest, and recommend investments. “Ay,
man?” Dand would say; “and do you think, if I took
Hob’s siller, that I wouldna drink it or wear it on the
lassies? And, anyway, my kingdom is no of this world.
Either I’m a poet or else I’m nothing.”
Clem would remind him of old age. “I’ll die
young, like, Robbie Burns,” he would say stoutly. No
question but he had a certain accomplishment in minor
verse. His “Hermiston Burn,” with its pretty
refrain—
“I love to gang thinking whaur ye gang
linking,
Hermiston burn, in the howe;”
Hermiston burn, in the howe;”
his “Auld, auld Elliotts, clay-cauld Elliotts, dour,
bauld Elliotts of auld,” and his really fascinating piece
about the Praying Weaver’s Stone, had gained him in the
neighbourhood the reputation, still possible in Scotland, of a
local bard; and, though not printed himself, he was recognised by
others who were and who had become famous. Walter Scott
owed to Dandie the text of the “Raid of Wearie” in
the Minstrelsy; and made him welcome at his house, and
appreciated his talents, such as they were, with all his usual
generosity. The Ettrick Shepherd was his sworn crony; they
would meet, drink to excess, roar out their lyrics in each
other’s faces, and quarrel and make it up again till
bedtime. And besides these recognitions, almost to be
called official, Dandie was made welcome for the sake of his gift
through the farmhouses of several contiguous dales, and was thus
exposed to manifold temptations which he rather sought than
fled. He had figured on the stool of repentance, for once
fulfilling to the letter the tradition of his hero and
model. His humorous verses to Mr. Torrance on that
occasion—“Kenspeckle here my lane I
stand”—unfortunately too indelicate for further
citation, ran through the country like a fiery cross—they
were recited, quoted, paraphrased, and laughed over as far away
as Dumfries on the one hand and Dunbar on the other.
These four brothers were united by a close bond, the bond of
that mutual admiration—or rather mutual
hero-worship—which is so strong among the members of
secluded families who have much ability and little culture.
Even the extremes admired each other. Hob, who had as much
poetry as the tongs, professed to find pleasure in Dand’s
verses; Clem, who had no more religion than Claverhouse,
nourished a heartfelt, at least an open-mouthed, admiration of
Gib’s prayers; and Dandie followed with relish the rise of
Clem’s fortunes. Indulgence followed hard on the
heels of admiration. The laird, Clem, and Dand, who were
Tories and patriots of the hottest quality, excused to
themselves, with a certain bashfulness, the radical and
revolutionary heresies of Gib. By another division of the
family, the laird, Clem, and Gib, who were men exactly virtuous,
swallowed the dose of Dand’s irregularities as a kind of
clog or drawback in the mysterious providence of God affixed to
bards, and distinctly probative of poetical genius. To
appreciate the simplicity of their mutual admiration it was
necessary to hear Clem, arrived upon one of his visits, and
dealing in a spirit of continuous irony with the affairs and
personalities of that great city of Glasgow where he lived and
transacted business. The various personages, ministers of
the church, municipal officers, mercantile big-wigs, whom he had
occasion to introduce, were all alike denigrated, all served but
as reflectors to cast back a flattering side-light on the house
of Cauldstaneslap. The Provost, for whom Clem by exception
entertained a measure of respect, he would liken to Hob.
“He minds me o’ the laird there,” he would
say. “He has some of Hob’s grand, whunstane
sense, and the same way with him of steiking his mouth when
he’s no very pleased.” And Hob, all
unconscious, would draw down his upper lip and produce, as if for
comparison, the formidable grimace referred to. The
unsatisfactory incumbent of St. Enoch’s Kirk was thus
briefly dismissed: “If he had but twa fingers o’
Gib’s, he would waken them up.” And Gib, honest
man! would look down and secretly smile. Clem was a spy
whom they had sent out into the world of men. He had come
back with the good news that there was nobody to compare with the
Four Black Brothers, no position that they would not adorn, no
official that it would not be well they should replace, no
interest of mankind, secular or spiritual, which would not
immediately bloom under their supervision. The excuse of
their folly is in two words: scarce the breadth of a hair divided
them from the peasantry. The measure of their sense is
this: that these symposia of rustic vanity were kept entirely
within the family, like some secret ancestral practice. To
the world their serious faces were never deformed by the
suspicion of any simper of self-contentment. Yet it was
known. “They hae a guid pride o’
themsel’s!” was the word in the country-side.
Lastly, in a Border story, there should be added their
“two-names.” Hob was The Laird.
“Roy ne puis, prince ne daigne”; he was the laird of
Cauldstaneslap—say fifty
acres—ipsissimus. Clement was Mr. Elliott, as
upon his door-plate, the earlier Dafty having been discarded as
no longer applicable, and indeed only a reminder of misjudgment
and the imbecility of the public; and the youngest, in honour of
his perpetual wanderings, was known by the sobriquet of Randy
Dand.
It will be understood that not all this information was
communicated by the aunt, who had too much of the family failing
herself to appreciate it thoroughly in others. But as time
went on, Archie began to observe an omission in the family
chronicle.
“Is there not a girl too?” he asked.
“Ay: Kirstie. She was named for me, or my
grandmother at least—it’s the same thing,”
returned the aunt, and went on again about Dand, whom she
secretly preferred by reason of his gallantries.
“But what is your niece like?” said Archie at the
next opportunity.
“Her? As black’s your hat! But I dinna
suppose she would maybe be what you would ca’
ill-looked a’thegither. Na, she’s a kind
of a handsome jaud—a kind o’ gipsy,” said the
aunt, who had two sets of scales for men and women—or
perhaps it would be more fair to say that she had three, and the
third and the most loaded was for girls.
“How comes it that I never see her in church?”
said Archie.
“’Deed, and I believe she’s in Glesgie with
Clem and his wife. A heap good she’s like to get of
it! I dinna say for men folk, but where weemen folk are
born, there let them bide. Glory to God, I was never
far’er from here than Crossmichael.”
In the meanwhile it began to strike Archie as strange, that
while she thus sang the praises of her kinsfolk, and manifestly
relished their virtues and (I may say) their vices like a thing
creditable to herself, there should appear not the least sign of
cordiality between the house of Hermiston and that of
Cauldstaneslap. Going to church of a Sunday, as the lady
housekeeper stepped with her skirts kilted, three tucks of her
white petticoat showing below, and her best India shawl upon her
back (if the day were fine) in a pattern of radiant dyes, she
would sometimes overtake her relatives preceding her more
leisurely in the same direction. Gib of course was absent:
by skreigh of day he had been gone to Crossmichael and his
fellow-heretics; but the rest of the family would be seen
marching in open order: Hob and Dand, stiff-necked,
straight-backed six-footers, with severe dark faces, and their
plaids about their shoulders; the convoy of children scattering
(in a state of high polish) on the wayside, and every now and
again collected by the shrill summons of the mother; and the
mother herself, by a suggestive circumstance which might have
afforded matter of thought to a more experienced observer than
Archie, wrapped in a shawl nearly identical with Kirstie’s,
but a thought more gaudy and conspicuously newer. At the
sight, Kirstie grew more tall—Kirstie showed her classical
profile, nose in air and nostril spread, the pure blood came in
her cheek evenly in a delicate living pink.
“A braw day to ye, Mistress Elliott,” said she,
and hostility and gentility were nicely mingled in her
tones. “A fine day, mem,” the laird’s
wife would reply with a miraculous curtsey, spreading the while
her plumage—setting off, in other words, and with arts
unknown to the mere man, the pattern of her India shawl.
Behind her, the whole Cauldstaneslap contingent marched in closer
order, and with an indescribable air of being in the presence of
the foe; and while Dandie saluted his aunt with a certain
familiarity as of one who was well in court, Hob marched on in
awful immobility. There appeared upon the face of this
attitude in the family the consequences of some dreadful
feud. Presumably the two women had been principals in the
original encounter, and the laird had probably been drawn into
the quarrel by the ears, too late to be included in the present
skin-deep reconciliation.
“Kirstie,” said Archie one day, “what is
this you have against your family?”
“I dinna complean,” said Kirstie, with a
flush. “I say naething.”
“I see you do not—not even good-day to your own
nephew,” said he.
“I hae naething to be ashamed of,” said she.
“I can say the Lord’s prayer with a good grace.
If Hob was ill, or in preeson or poverty, I would see to him
blithely. But for curtchying and complimenting and
colloguing, thank ye kindly!”
Archie had a bit of a smile: he leaned back in his
chair. “I think you and Mrs. Robert are not very good
friends,” says he slyly, “when you have your India
shawls on?”
She looked upon him in silence, with a sparkling eye but an
indecipherable expression; and that was all that Archie was ever
destined to learn of the battle of the India shawls.
“Do none of them ever come here to see you?” he
inquired.
“Mr. Archie,” said she, “I hope that I ken
my place better. It would be a queer thing, I think, if I
was to clamjamfry up your faither’s house—that I
should say it!—wi’ a dirty, black-a-vised clan, no
ane o’ them it was worth while to mar soap upon but just
mysel’! Na, they’re all damnifeed wi’ the
black Ellwalds. I have nae patience wi’ black
folk.” Then, with a sudden consciousness of the case of
Archie, “No that it maitters for men sae muckle,” she
made haste to add, “but there’s naebody can deny that
it’s unwomanly. Long hair is the ornament o’
woman ony way; we’ve good warrandise for
that—it’s in the Bible—and wha can doubt that
the Apostle had some gowden-haired lassie in his
mind—Apostle and all, for what was he but just a man like
yersel’?”
